Football is back, gay boys. You know what that means. Time for all new narratives; clean slate, redemption, fall from grace, and of course high octane intrigue. Here are some big questions for each league member we'll be looking to answer in this year's edition of Fantasy Football: Is Jono using humor to hide his raging anti-semitism? DeSean Jackson would approve. Will Mat resume his rightful place at the top (here's a hint, yes)? How will Dylan get fucked by the Eagles? Is River really black or just a dark skinned Korean? His hip hop themed team name only adds to the mystery. Who is Mike Tsou? I do not know this person. Will Michael accidentally drink some of his dip spit? Is Brent advocating for murder? How torn will Justin be that the Raiders are finally good, right after leaving Oakland and breaking his fragile heart? Hopefully football provides us with these answers and more over the next tumultuous 3 months. Oh yeah, and there's a little thing called COVID going